Bulă la ora de matematică. „Bulă, să zicem că îţi dau 200 de euro. Tu, la rândul tău, îi dai 50 de euro Ioanei, apoi îi dai 50 Andreei şi 50 Alinei. Care e rezultatul?”, întreabă profesoara. „O orgie”, răspunde Bulă.
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bun!
:)
Banc…pe Engleză sună ma bine…
An old man is sitting in his rocking chair in front of his house and is watching people go by…
He sees a young man dragging a bunch of tape behind him…Curious, the old man asks: What do you have there boy? Young man replies: Duct (pronounced Duck) tape…Old man: what are you going to do with the duct tape? Young man: I am going to get me some ducks! Old man is curious…1 hour later the old man sees the young man dragging a bunch of ducks behind him…Old man cannot believe it. Next day, the young man is dragging a bunch of wire behind him…Old man curious: What do you have there boy? Young man: I got me some chicken wire…Old man: What are you going to do with that chicken wire? Young man: I will get me some chicken…1 hour later the young man walks back with a bunch of chicken wrapped around the wire…Next day…Young man is dragging a bunch of branches behind him… Old man asks: What do you have thre boy? Young man replies: I have there some pussy willow… Old man: Do not go anywhere boy, let me go get my hat…
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super tare!!! :)
Simon:
That kicked ass!
De-aia nu e bine sa porti palarie.
Si daca sintem la ora de bancuri, cu permisiunea voastra doamnelor si domnilor…
He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!… Fucking mosquito!
si altu ptr baieti…(dar pe care si doamnele o pot savura)
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him!
Rareshu
Al doilea e o capodopera! :D
La primul, toate pustoaicele care l-au citit au dat pe spate rau. Si mie tot al doilea mi-a placut mai mult, ca de…ne priveste mai mult anatomic, nu? hehehehe
salut :lol: ,e foarte bun bancul
La primul, ca sa fie corect … nu trebuia sa fie „she” :)
am uitat „?”
Doamne Adnana…perversa mica ce esti… hahahahahaha
AG, sa-ti dea Dzeu sanatate ptr blogu’ tau…